This paper is in the format of an interactive essay. It should be read much like the average interactive fiction (“choose your own adventure” book). You will be given choices and, depending on your preferences, can end up with one of several endings, much like a generic interactive fiction. The overall theme is technology, but this too can vary. Have fun (warning: do not take seriously. Paper contains small traces of humor).
To start, go to page 2
otherwise, mark paper down as 'A+' and move on